The big game generally goes down one of two ways: either you’re the guy with the TV and the snacks, or you go to the house of the person that has the TV and the snacks. The point is, you’re probably going to be spending most of the day on... continue...
We’ve been known to enjoy a beer or three on occasion. Seeing as how this is Cool Material after all, it should come as no surprise that we have a pretty expansive collection of openers at our disposal. Some beers call for knuckles, others for knives... continue...
There is no greater simple pleasure in life than getting home from a hard day at work and cracking a cold one. If you’re anything like us, you try to stay away from the twisties as much as possible and that means you need a bottle opener. Rather... continue...
Opening beer bottles is like putting gas in your car. It’s time consuming and a relatively boring affair. We know, we know, it only takes like five seconds to open a beer, but if you open approximately three to seven beers per night that’s... continue...
The “proper” utensil goes pretty much as follows: fish fork, dinner fork, salad fork, (insert plate here), service knife, fish knife, and then soup spoon. To hell with that. Do you honestly need half of those utensils? Of course not. Unless... continue...
When you first moved into a place with a yard or a balcony, what’s the first thing you bought? If you’re anything like us, it was a grill. When hunger strikes, it’s your duty to grill up various meats and vegetables in order to feed... continue...
Most days you get home, grab a beer, find the remote and proceed to settle into the crevice your ass has formed in the couch. Guys have been doing it since Don Draper days and the only thing that has really changed is now we might grab a micro-brew and... continue...
The lines where you need sunglasses and a bottle opener intersects quite frequently when you drink beer as much as we do. We’ve got all the standards: opener on the keychain, Oakleys, bottle opener wallet and emergency $2 aviators, but as it turns... continue...
We literally had no idea that there were still practicing blacksmiths around. Something about putting on something a little less comfortable like a heavy duty apron and getting down to the business of hammering raw materials into something useful has... continue...
In case you missed the latest installment of Shark Week, sharks have pretty big mouths. Great for catching fish, better for opening beers. Each CXXVI shark necklace is heated in a coal forge and hand hammered on a 130 year old anvil the same way someone’s... continue...
It doesn’t matter if you’re eating a 16oz ribeye in a five star restaurant or a can of beans around a campfire, if you don’t want to be a complete savage you need utensils. Men don’t need fine silver, they just need a quality four... continue...
It’s a well known fact that the only thing better than just drinking is drinking in public because it’s just the right amount of naughty. Technically you could get arrested, but that’s half the fun. (On that note, according to the lawyers... continue...
We don’t recommend any combination of drinking and computer usage. Drunk Facebook posts never turn out well, beer and Etsy leaves you with hundreds of dollars worth of unexpected deliveries and we won’t even delve into having a few and firing... continue...
If you don’t have the reminders on your phone set for at least 2 weeks out – or your Mom hasn’t called you to remind you yet – you probably don’t have a Father’s Day gift for your old man yet. You’re not in the... continue...
Having a bottle opener on your person at all times isn’t just a pain in the ass, it’s your manly civic duty. You never know when you’re going to need to crack a new brew for yourself or – more importantly – for her. Using... continue...
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